Inner Monologue, Spoken Out Loud (A Series, Pt. 8)

September Thoughts, 4/5

9/19/24

1. Remember when I got sleep?  No, me neither.  It’s 1:30 am, and I have to be up in 2 and a half hours.

2. My one professor that said “I would never give students my number.  The number that’s on the syllabus is an office phone, and it’s not even connected, they just require us to put it on there”, is so real 😂🤣

3. I’m so terrible at lying.  If you ask me a question, I’m finna tell you what’s up.  What makes me sound like a gaslighter, though, is the way ppl can’t tell the difference between my sarcasm and my seriousness.

4. I be waking up sometimes thinking it’s today, and BOOM, it’s already tomorrow

5. Does everyone else also live out of an unfolded basket of laundry, or do some ppl actually have their life together?

6. I be knowing I’m stressed, but my eye twitches to make SURE I know.

7. I’ve never been more excited for a new work schedule to drop ever in my whole entire life.

8. Born to rot in my room, forced to have passions and succeed

9/21/22

1. Body: I’m hungry.  Me: no

9/22/22

1. At least one college student has had an assignment to have to choose “on time and incomplete” or “late and complete”

2. Lord please let me use GenZ slang in an academic assignment.  How do I say “you’re cooked”  in real ppl words?  “You’re screwed??”  I’m not saying that outrageous phrase

3. I’m done being academically stressed for the night.  Goodnight (it’s 1:30 AMMMM loll)

4. Me in church: I wonder why baby teeth fall out to grow into adult teeth.  Why can’t our teeth just get bigger like the rest of us?

5. My attention span is not spannin’ today.